Are You Bad At Golf AND Bad At Being Civilized?


Get WASTED! Treat yourself to impeccable swagger. Unleash an unjustified newfound self-esteem with this limited-edition collection. Get the exclusive Wasted Polo, Hat and Ball Marker to celebrate The Big Party in Phoenix.

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Wasted - PoloWasted - Polo
Wasted - Polo4.9
Sale price$69.95
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Wasted - Performance Golf Rope Hat - SnapbackWasted - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback
Wasted - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback4.9
Sale price$34.95
Wasted - Ball MarkerWasted - Ball Marker
Wasted - Ball Marker4.9
Sale price$12.95

Probably The Best Golf Gear To Uncontrollably Scream With

Celebrate our favorite tournament with our limited-edition polo, hat and ball marker that'll make people go “That guy’s probably a crap golfer”

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